(Source: umq)

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

unclefather:

yungbiochemist:

This bitch is like 18 and looks 49

her titties on two different continents. her titties in a long distance internet relationship. her titties upset at each other. one titty a beyonce fan and one titty a lady gaga fan. 

(Source: allhilton)

dietdoctorkelp:

clayur:

long live 2006

she is doing the tongue thing

dietdoctorkelp:

clayur:

long live 2006

she is doing the tongue thing

(Source: oldloves)

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain)

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird